January 2010
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Xander: Daddy like.
Buffy: What is that shirt made of? Paint?
Willow: Buffy...
Buffy: I'm glad Dawny isn't here to see her precious boyfriend getting all thrusty with some slut bag hussy... oh.
Xander: Daddy no. I wasn't...When I was looking I wasn't...oh god...
Willow: Right there with ya.
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The animal in you quiz →
Crocodiles are lean, leathery individuals with air of wariness that comes from living on the edge. Their skin is often decorated with scars or tattoos. But crocodiles are not always easy to identify, because their survival strategy is based on misdirection and camouflage. As natural predators crocs attack without subtlety or intelligence, using any weapon at their disposal.
Crocodiles prefer...
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Only three things give you that kind of confidence: a machine gun, stupidity, or...
– Anita Blake, The Lunatic Cafe.
We prefer “Oh God! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bones!
– Anya
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http://www.tvguide.com/Special/TVGuideGames/ →
ERIC IS LOSING “VAMPIRE YOU MOST WISH WOULD GIVE YOU A BITE” WTF?!
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Crazy works.
PUDDING!
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I just don’t believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though...
– Anita Blake, Circus of the Damned
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Rupert Giles: That's the flora kua alaya. A native of Paraguay, if my botany serves.
Willow Rosenberg: Is there anything you don't know everything about?
Rupert Giles: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.
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You are a wiz-idiot!
– Alex Russo
Would you rather it was business?” His voice was soft, but it carried.
I...
– - Circus of the Damned
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If I were a man and I were queer, I’d go after him.
– My nan, about John Barrowman.
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Criminal Minds, 1.16
Deputy #1: Are you trying to tell us that Indians wouldn’t be so brutal?
John Blackwolf: No, I’m saying that Indians wouldn’t be so confused.
I love ANTM.
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Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into...
– Anita Blake, The Laughing corpse.
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Manny Rodriguez: The Señora will send something bad to your window, just like she said she would.
Anita Blake: I figured that.
Manny Rodriguez: Why did you threaten her?
Anita Blake: I didn't like her.
Manny Rodriguez: Oh, great, just great. Why didn't I think of that?
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I knew I was beaten the moment I saw the dress, but if I’m going to lose, I’m...
– Anita Blake, The Laughing Corpse